and if you just saw it, copy/paste it here.
Here's one I just read..
"I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next week I turn 17, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there but I promise you im different.
On December 14th, im moving to the North Pole ( home of the greatest walrus) I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.
I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you that if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus EVER"