what's the craziest thing you have ever read

Created: 2011-10-04 07:44:05
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alisonnpaul UK diamond Am I spamming? Total posts: 458 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 75-07-28 Total Earnings: $1239.7	reply date: 2011-10-04 07:44:05 currently i'm installing a steam bath shower. (ap9002 for those curious) In the caution notes at the back it states {qoute} 1) It is inadvisable to have a shower if drunk. this fair enough but it gets worse 2) It is inadvisable to shower immediately after acute sports so like when can i use it, sounds barmy army to me. 3) Please avoid bath or shower in the morning. And just how does it know if your using it in the morning, like when's a good time then. 4) People who suffer heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, feel unwell or are pregnant are not advised to have bathing, massage or shower. I think the guy that wrote this was quite mad, what he really means is if you stink you just gotta live with it. So i ask you what's the craziest thing you have ever read?
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jimfish UK elite Points2shop is my specialty Total posts: 1332 Status: Offline Total Earnings: $1272.9	reply date: 2011-10-04 11:13:43 "To uncover self, remove stick from orifice and adjust tip." That's the sort of Engrish instructions you get when you buy a cheap wireless network card for a fiver. I imagine it was saying "if you want to disconnect, remove the USB dongle from hub and replace the tip's cover", but sometimes you just can't be sure what these translators are trying to tell you...

ahmedradwan EG new Used to the forums Total posts: 26 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 89-01-06 Total Earnings: $5.11	reply date: 2011-10-09 11:00:41 hahahahaha... that was funny

adisabledmonky US (WI) new Getting Chatty Total posts: 16 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 80-08-06 Total Earnings: $28.46	reply date: 2011-10-09 11:38:10 Usually the caution labels I do read end up being rhetorical and I just sit and say to myself "WELL DUH!"

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