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Created: 2011-07-19 16:36:05
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catsfanj US (CA) platinum Senior Poster Total posts: 116 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 91-12-14 Total Earnings: $55.07	reply date: 2011-07-19 16:36:05 An infinite number of mathmaticians walk into a bar. The first walks to the bartender and says 'ill have a beer'. The second walks up and says 'ill have half a beer'. The third asks for a quarter of a beer... The bartender stops for a minute and pours two full glasses and says 'you should know your limit'.

CplJosh US gold Used to the forums Total posts: 32 Status: Offline Total Earnings: $122.86	reply date: 2011-07-19 16:38:14 It's the only not inappropriate bar joke.

lilneicybaby US (GA) diamond Half way there Total posts: 663 Status: Online Date of Birth: 90-04-18 Total Earnings: $1312.23	reply date: 2011-07-19 16:38:43 lol weird XD

illumination US (MI) elite Senior Poster Total posts: 223 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 94-03-23 Total Earnings: $958.88	reply date: 2011-07-19 16:38:54 I like it.

illumination US (MI) elite Senior Poster Total posts: 223 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 94-03-23 Total Earnings: $958.88	reply date: 2011-07-19 16:41:59 I like it.

jimfish UK elite Points2shop is my specialty Total posts: 1332 Status: Offline Total Earnings: $1272.9	reply date: 2011-07-19 16:43:27 A physics professor and his lab assistant, desperately trying to liberate negatively charged hydroxyl ions, go out to the pub for their lunchbreak. Carrying on the conversation, the assistant turns to the professor and says "but professor, what if the salicylic acid won't accept the hydroxyl ion?" and the professor says "that's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!"

KaylaConspiracy US (OH) gold Used to the forums Total posts: 31 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 89-08-14 Total Earnings: $70.94	reply date: 2011-07-24 15:16:52 Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a glass of H2O." The second chemist says "I'll have a glass of H2O too." The bartender gets them their drinks and the second chemist takes a sip of his drink and dies.
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Evertw NO new Points2shop is my specialty Total posts: 1005 Status: Offline	reply date: 2011-07-24 15:24:57 Good play on words joke that. A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!" From Fallout 3.

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