Jokes

Created: 2011-07-17 17:37:30
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Evertw NO new Points2shop is my specialty Total posts: 1005 Status: Offline	reply date: 2011-07-17 17:37:30 Well I noticed the lack of a jokes thread, so I thought I might as well add one. Simple, post any jokes you find funny, or just comment on other jokes. Here's a lawyer joke A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "I object, Your Honor! One of the jurors is asleep." The Judge ruled: "You put him to sleep... You wake him up." And a pun. Q. Why didn't the sailors play cards? A. Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

raul02041990 US platinum Points2Helper Total posts: 5420 Status: Offline	reply date: 2011-07-17 22:14:15 Q. what did the mexican say to the burrito? A. Get in my belly!
Watch out for my smokin' Aces. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life.
racinallday US (CA) gold Half way there Total posts: 608 Status: Offline Date of Birth: 91-04-04 Total Earnings: $323.73	reply date: 2011-07-17 23:47:03 Q. What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on it? A. Nothing, it just let out a little whine. o.O

Evertw NO new Points2shop is my specialty Total posts: 1005 Status: Offline	reply date: 2011-07-19 17:22:58 Here's another one I found: Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news? Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

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